PS from Sag Habor
While we were fogged in, Rick started working on a boat repair – big surprise, I know. As the hardware store (with a Marine section) was just in town, he walked there a few times to get the part(s) he needed. During one of his trips, I realized we were low on breakfast cereal. Unfortunately, Rick had left his phone to charge on the boat. So, I called the Emporium True Value Hardware store, talked with “Mike”, and the guy with the red Mount Gay cap on who was buying boat-parts, brought back a box of Wheat Chex when he returned to Zingara.
Dear Mike,
ReplyDeleteI hope that everything is running smoothly at the Sag Harbor Emporium True Value Hardware shop. I also hope that Beth is feeling better and the kids are back in school. Hey, listen, if that guy with the red “Mount Gay” cap comes in again for “boat parts”, please ask him two questions:
1. Is “Mount Gay” some homosexual subversive organization?
2. Why the hell doesn’t his crazy wife buy her own goddamn Wheat Chex?
We have had a wire tap on this couple for years. Everything that they do is highly suspicious, it’s just that we don’t have enough hard evidence to bring them in. Please help us out.
Sincerely,
Captain Joe Muldoone
FBI Investigation Unit 281
The Blue Van Parked by the Marina